Ramblings and nonsense

Pretty cool Jeopardy technology segment

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:36:14 GMT

Ummm... No.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:00:37 GMT

"Brain pacemaker" could treat depression, OCD.

I am all for treating depression and OCD but I think this is a little excessive. One misstep with the voltage and you run the risk of lobotomizing your patient. Not to mention that this screams electroshock treatment.

Tom Cruise Crazy.

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:27:22 GMT

First watch the video.

Then, click the link:
Click this link right here

So far a population of 1.

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:32:26 GMT

Such a lonely little city. Come visit.

http://robynville.myminicity.com/

***UPDATE***

My inhabitants screw like bunnies. I am up to nine residents.

The writer's strike is really taking a toll.

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:50:39 GMT

Thousands of lawyers are gassed in Pakistan and I'm not going to hear the Stewart or Colbert spin on it.

Damn it people, the writers are only asking to get paid for their creations. Give it to them and put them back to work.

That is all, I'll step down from my soap box.

Natural Selection at its freaking finest

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:09:56 GMT



"Natural Selection at its freaking finest" on Google Video
The question that begs to be asked is, why did he light the damn thing on fire first.

Pokemon 300

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:45:37 GMT

Follow up to the whole Aqua Teen Hunger Force / Boston City fiasco.

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:08:33 GMT

First I would like to say that I don't think the Boston Police Department over reacted during the initial incident. The spotted suspicious devices placed on prominent structures through out the city and responded accordingly. The BPD had the welfare of the city in mind. Now that I have that out of the way, I think everyone else is over reacting. At most the creators of the ad campaign should be fined and given a stern talking to for not clearing it with the city before they put it up. To put them on trial and possibly jail them is a pure waste of tax payer money. I find their reaction during a press conference that was broadcast on Fox TV is brilliant. Give it a watch and let me know if you agree. Even if you hate and despise the Aqua Teen Hunger Force you should give this a view.

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:31:11 GMT

What sort of Nightmare are you?

Painful Nightmare
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For all the Silent Hill Fans out there.

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:50:14 GMT

liliths_bane this is for you. :)

This is what I have to put up with.

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:52:21 GMT

This is the actual contents of an e-Mail that my stepfater sent to me. This is what I have to put up with on a daily basis.
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Things that make you go Hmmm...

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

3. OK, so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Have a great day!

Reservoir Dogs fans must watch.

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:49:47 GMT

These are the UK commercials for the Reservoir Dogs video game coming later this year. They are absolutely hilarious.

Commercial 1

Commercial 2

I'm as pure as the driven snow, I'll prove it if I have to kill every last non-believer.

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:49:03 GMT

How evil are you?

They need to stop reading my Underoos

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:05:47 GMT

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man		75%
Green Lantern		65%
Supergirl		63%
Batman		55%
The Flash		55%
Superman		50%
Wonder Woman		48%
Hulk		45%
Robin		40%
Catwoman		40%
Iron Man		35%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 22:19:45 GMT

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

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Capt. Mal Reynolds

100%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

100%

Kaylee Frye

56%

The Operative

50%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

50%

River Tam

50%

Simon Tam

50%

Inara Serra

38%

Shepherd Derrial Book

38%

Jayne Cobb

31%

Which Serenity character are you?
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Thu, 22 Sep 2005 13:16:40 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Christopher James Rhoads
Birthday:	9/15/76
Birthplace:	Kalamazoo, MI
Current Location:	Gahanna, OH
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Righty
Your Heritage:	German, Dutch, Swedish, Swiss, Native American, French
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Oakley Sandles
Your Weakness:	Nibbles on my Neck
Your Fears:	Spiders, I freaking hate them.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperoni and Capicolla Ham from Bellacino's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Find a new job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	:)
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Why is the baby crying?
Your Best Physical Feature:	A tie between my height and my eyes
Your Bedtime:	When I'm sleeping
Your Most Missed Memory:	Time spent with my father.
Pepsi or Coke:	Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Diet Coke
Do you Smoke:	Nope
Do you Swear:	$#!& Yeah!
Do you Sing:	YEs, but not to well.
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	I still am.
Do you want to go to College:	Already been and eventually want to go back.
Do you want to get Married:	Already am, see question about love.
Do you belive in yourself:	sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Only when I am not the one driving.
Do you think you are Attractive:	not really, but others do.
Are you a Health Freak:	My donut lust prevents this.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes
Do you play an Instrument:	I use to.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	With my wife.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	my wife would kill if I ate a whole box, so no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no, would you like to go with me.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	not unless you count the grocery stole clerk forgetting to ring up a 24 Pack of Diet Coke.
Ever been Drunk:	No, I don't drink.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes when I was younger.
How do you want to Die:	Very old and asleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A teacher
What country would you most like to Visit:	Japan
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Tie between green and blue
Favourite Hair Color:	Red, must be red.
Short or Long Hair:	Shoulder length or longer.
Height:	I'm not picky, shorter than me is fine.
Weight:	I have no freaking idea. I don't go around weighing my girlfriends.
Best Clothing Style:	casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none unless prescribed by a doctor.
Number of CDs I own:	Too many.
Number of Piercings:	none.
Number of Tattoos:	none, but I want to get one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	can't answer.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Only my wife can beat my nerd score.

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 16:37:52 GMT

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:30:28 GMT

a Ninja
You scored 12 Honor, 3 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 3 Individuality!

You are a soldier of the night. You rely on no more than your cunning and your repuation to strike fear in the hearts of lord and peasant alike. You've a sense of honor, but one that comes from within, not imposed from outside.

Black clothes and shuriken for you. You're gonna do just fine.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 96% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 18% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 18% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 10% on Piratical Bent

Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test written by fluffy71 on Ok Cupid

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 19:32:29 GMT

Your Birthdate: September 15

With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene.
The 1 and 5 equaling 6, provide the sort of energy that makes you an excellent parent or teacher.
You are very responsible and capable.

This is an attractive and an attracting influence.
You like harmony in your environment and strive to maintain it.
You tend to learn by observation rather than study and research.

You may like to cook, but you probably don't follow recipes.
This number shows artistic leanings and would certainly support an talents that may be otherwise in your makeup.
You're a very generous and giving person, but perhaps a bit stubborn in ways.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 19:27:29 GMT

You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

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Wolverine

100%

Jean Grey

85%

Beast

85%

Colossus

80%

Storm

75%

Emma Frost

70%

Gambit

65%

Nightcrawler

60%

Rogue

60%

Cyclops

45%

Iceman

40%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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Tue, 23 Aug 2005 19:26:59 GMT

My Egyptian Name is HARAKHTY (disguise of Horus).
Take The Egyptian Name Generator today!
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Fri, 29 Jul 2005 07:15:47 GMT

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 20:48:00 GMT

You scored as Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru). You might well be Asatru, or Norse Pagan. With prodominantly Germanic and Slavic roots, the Gods of the Norse are strong, bawdy and passionate. Many men feel drawn to these gods, and this is the faith for those who celebrate courage, valor and strength. Home of one of the most well known Gods of mischief and fire, Loki, followers of this pantheon tend to be full of good humor and also strong in spirit and frequently the protectors of those they care for.

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Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)

65%

Zoroastrian Pagan

55%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan

55%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans

50%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan

45%

Shamanic Pagan

45%

Eastern Pagan

40%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

40%

Kabbalistic Pagan

35%

Ecclectic Pagan

35%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan

25%

Catholic (Pagan?)

15%

What kind of Pagan are you?
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Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:20:31 GMT

Solid Snake
You scored 75% Ruthless

You are Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid series. In case you don't
know, Solid Snake is a true hardass. You're able to shoot a dime at 100
meters, cut people up with knives, and perform some pretty awesome neck
snaps. You don't mind eating animals to stay alive, and you have no
trouble pulling bullets out of your arm if you have to. Even with all
your killing skills, you still have several espionage techniques as
well. If being able to kill people in any way isn't enough, take pride
in knowing that you look pretty tough with your rugged beard,
cigarette, and mullet. You're with no doubt the manliest secret agent
on the list (or, for you ladies, the one with the most attitude).

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 92% on Ruthless

Link: The Secret Agent/Assassin Test written by UAMaverick on Ok Cupid

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 16:52:51 GMT

You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

The World's Shortest Personality Test